Why I Like It Longer

Attention! 2010/02/13 22:50
As the saying goes, "There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate", chocolate is undoubtedly my fatal obsession that fails my diet plan again and again. I'm a chocoholic who will never leave any chocolates for tomorrow (here today, gone today!) & is willing to spend money on chocolates especially when i'm depressed and stress. It's the best medicine that makes me emo-free, stress-free and happy! Therefore miserably *a long roll of ruthless thunder as sound effect* the adjectives such as thin, skinny or long will never be used to portrait me. Short is always my fate - short legs, short as in height, short face, short nose, short of money, short of time....etc



i) short legs - Once my friend told me that it's the biggest blemish of my appearance...A fellar said that they look exactly like sausages. During this Chinese New Year shopping, i was so frustrated that i couldn't find any LONG jeans that suits me as my legs are too short to carry the jeans. If i can have 10cm or 5cm longer.....

[Lin Chi Ling & 'me' standing together....you prefer the long's or short's?]
 
ii) height - Average height of Asian females, 160cm. When you're in a crowded bus or ktm, you will have to "enjoy" the underarm odor spa. No where to escape, it's the fate of being short! In addition, a dream that could never be achieved is to be a MODEL on fashion shows' runway.

iii) short face - My face can be easily covered with one palm.

iv) short nose - i know London bridge, i know Klang bridge but i don't know how it feels to have a bridge of nose. Mine is short as if it almost doesn't exist.

v) short of money - i'm a typical poor college student, i don't have ample pocket money for luxuries so i will be eating roti everyday very soon + working part time for my study abroad dream.
 
vi) short of time - everyone's facing! no time to read no time to do assignments no time to sleep no time to paktoh no time to blog no time to shit no time to flirt no time to yumcha...


I WANT LONG THINGS DESPERATELY! LONG! PANJANG! 长! I HATE BEING SHORT & HAVING ALL THE SHORT FEATURES!
I want it longer because all i have are short. I know life must carry on despite my LONG DEPRIVATION, hence to comfort my desperation I'll always go back to my good friend - chocolate again, which fattens and shortens me   I don't care! *throws away the consequences* it indeed makes me happy and blissful!

 At first i like those little round shaped chocolate (picture above ↑) because it's convenient to eat & bring that i can curi-curi have it while lecturer is teaching in front. Also, i brought the chocolate to cinema for  movie that i was very looking forward - AVATAR. However, the Na'vi people who have LONG LEGS LONG HANDS LONG FACE LONG NOSE made me immensely emo & therefore this little chocolate was too small to delight me, after all.

Later i managed to get myself some LONG shaped chocolate in hoping that they will cure my Long deprivation but eventually they became too plain & tasteless for me. They didn't give me pleasure and happiness because the chocolate coating is too less according to the extremely thin and long shape.

So i started to find chocolate that is not 'plain' to satisfy my tongue. I found  ↑  in which the roasted hazelnut encased in a thin wafer shell filled with hazelnut cream, covered in milk chocolate and glittered with chopped hazelnuts & walnuts. They do satisfied my sensation but what i want was LONG.....

Crispy wafer finger in delicious milk chocolate, it's undeniably tempting & scrumptious for me because it indulged me with its thick creamy chocolate layer. Anyway, i crave for LONGER...

Found this! It's LONG enough to satisfy my hunger, my unlimited gratification and my sensation. I licked it happily. However, it would be better if it's sleek & wider....

Definitely wider but it looks rough on me.....thinner will look better & sexier  

When i was upset i couldn't find any chocolate that can meet my requirements, I saw an announcement in NUFFNANG in which they're organizing a competition that somehow related to CHOCOLATE. I was curious knowing that this chocolate is different from those i obsessed previously as it's more delicious! longer! sleek! wider! glossy! sexier! in order to satisfy the chocoholics like me! This tempting chocolate is the New Black Label Series from LG, named BL 40. From that moment, I'm absolutely succumbed to its temptation! *sparkling eyes blink blink*

 
[Do i look sexier with it?]

I LIKE IT LONGER because it can fulfill my unreachable dream as a runway model. Its seductive figure makes me feel like an elegant supermodel. Plus, it's labeled by world-renowned fashion magazines as the Supermodel of Phones! How proud and confident i will be to have this chocolate!

I LIKE IT LONGER because it can cure my LONG DEPRIVATION. Finally i can own something that is LONG & at the same time it comes with a lot of functions(not plain), wide(4-inch widescreen), sleek and glossy. With its width, i can have cinematic experience watching my favorite movie Avatar which is already embedded in the chocolate! I won't be emo again because i'm already a very proud LONG phone's owner!

I LIKE IT LONGER because i can have time to blog to online to do revision to read to flirt to sleep...etc as this chocolate has a stretched 21:9 ratio of HD panoramic display which provides better experience to check my emails, hooked on Facebook, do my research, check on the notes that lecturers posted online & blog anywhere anytime!  



 I LIKE IT LONGER because i can be Lin Chi Ling too!
 
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  1. xuelin 2010/02/13 23:46  L  R  X

    sexynya!~

  2. sai ling 2010/02/14 01:11  L  R  X

    ur pose is cute and sweet~sweet ,sexy ,and rock~XP
    i like it

  3. illusion 2010/02/14 02:57  L  R  X

    aaawwwww i like your blog post~~~hope you win this phone XD

  4. 长键 2010/02/14 15:37  L  R  X

    my mom say to me you really can be a model...
    when she saw that pic.
    but me also think like that.
    may i have a sign? (again==|||)

  5. marionuclear 2010/02/14 23:58  L  R  X

    why u have so many chocolates!!!!!???!??!!??

  6. mossie 2010/02/18 00:40  L  R  X

    oh, tis nice. actually is girl generation 代言。
    but, tis oso is "F(X)" 代言together oso.

    but i prefer samsung. XD

  7. 鲁比 2010/02/20 20:16  L  R  X

    I like it longer too!! sob sob.

    亲爱的，你这一辑照片让我着迷啦！你已经开始隐约散发着性感女人味了。

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