..... then you must MUST (x500) READ THIS!
1. I'm a visual/verbal learner, learn best looking at material, particularly things that written down. Reading textbook, using classroom notes,writing out keywords in own words, using sticky notes and put them on places i see frequently are best for me. Learn best studying alone in a quiet place, group study is a NO NO NO.
2. Northwood program is an extensive network that links all of us from all parts of Malaysia. Sherlyn tan is a neuron that receives and spreads the gossips to another neuron. When she tells us that midterm on next monday is postponed, eventually all of us will experience action potential because the impulse is big enough to stimulate all of us! When we're all stimulated with this good news, we have positive emotion 
no offense ah sher :D
no offense ah sher :D3. When i'm stumbling on the psychology textbook with only black & white words, my visual sensory receptors ROD are very active. But when i shift my vision and back to the colorful real world, my CONES become extremely active and that leads to a process called light adaption. 
4. I'm experiencing microsleep, that's why i need to have some activities to keep me awake eg blogging. My SCN seems insensitive to light because i already open all the lamps in my room.Plus, the sun is shining bizarrely outside the windows but why on earth the stupid pineal gland keeps releasing melantonin? That stupid neurotransmitter doesn't know it's still day so it's increasing like nobody business. Yes, i'm talking about you SEROTONIN! please god, get me a fever right now so that i'm always alert and refuse to sleep! 
5. Every time i score excellent grades in school (kindergarden perhaps), my parents didn't take any positive reinforcement by rewarding me a barbiedoll nor negative reinforcement which is letting me watch my favorite Pokemon show that's not allowed. They did nothing! That's why i'm so stupid now and i score so badly in school loh, parents fault. 
6. I knocked my head just now and i think i got retrograde amnesia! HOW? this explains why i can't remember all the terms and facts that i stored in my long term memory! I have encoding failure, i have Alzheimer's disease and most of all, my retrieval cue isn't functioning! HOW? midterm is next Monday, 30+ hours to go sahaja and there're about 9 chapters to go! 
7. I'm not intelligent at all, i always mess up with superordinate concept, basic lever concept, subordinate concept, formal concept, natural concept and prototypes. The skill of problem solving that i can use in the coming midterm is heuristic which is by guessing! educated guess? oh then die liao, i'm not educated at all. However, i am no doubt a divergent thinker because i think i'm creative LMAO 
8. Regarding the Erikson's Psychological stages of development, I'm probably in the stage of Identity VS Role Confusion. Definitely in the ROLE CONFUSION phase, i fail to define my identity, want to inconspicuously blend in the crowd, low self esteem and etc. I have personal fable, I think i am a very special person, i spend alot of time thinking about my thoughts and feelings, and that no one else has ever had these thoughts before me! I AM VELI SPECIAL! Next, I am quite a imaginary audience, I always sense that everyone is looking at me, i'm the center of my friends! too pretty liao wtf wtf 
9. Drive-reduction theory states that i have the immense drive to blog because it will reduce my tension and stress. Incentive approaches state that if you give me $1000000000000 for scoring well in the midterm, i will quickly pick up the psycho textbook and stumble on it every second starting from now! I hope that my glucagons are always high, my lateral hypothalamus is damaged, the basal metabolic rate is veli veli high and the leptin is always released in my bloodstream....so that i'm a skinny bitch. Lastly, Common sense theory says that i'm blogging because i'm stress but James-Lange theory explains that i'm stress because i'm blogging. wtf
Hooray i have done my Psychology revision of all 9 chapters! 
How about you?
How about you?
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ala~another victim of psychology==
yes!!! send me to asylum
lol. if you're typing the points out according to their chapters. i heart chap 4. all the best with your mid-terms :D
hahaha sei po, so funny! i'm the neuron! wtf!
i dont wish to be a victim of psychology ah!
eh i tot chap1`-8 ni?
Ya lo.. not chapter 1-8 only meh?
YALA just 1 to 8!
i test you all only cannot mek
Ish......
At least one psycho vocab is hiding under each paragraph...
Not fair for those non-psychologist lor...
XD
This is just crapping la u can skip this ;D