如题:我是美女来的。我是美女来的。我是美女来的。我是美女来的。我是美女来的。
——这是你首先必须知道的事。所以洗脑一下.........我是美女来的哦!

好,开始今天的话题。
那天无意间看到这个Facebook Page (点击),看到左手边的数目后我的表情是这样的:
青春哦?可爱哦?嗯.......美女果然是美女,背心热裤本钱挥不尽,一举一动都如此引人关注  

面子书发达的速食年代,人人都拥有平等的机会在网络这平台崭露头角;在学校举止斯文的书呆子,在四方格子前可能是某论坛大发言论、拥有很多铜钱的咔(是铜钱吗?还是什么值?我对论坛的知识是0.0000005,我只懂通用的某术语是“顶楼上的!” -_-);学校那个坐在角落不闻不问的透明女生,可能是拥有10,000粉丝的网路美女;懂一些摄影关键术语的,可以在网路上高谈阔论所谓的“摄经”,或是架起"某某Photography" 面子书网页;自我感觉良好,觉得自己的外表还挺受欢迎的青春美少女,随时可以选择“Public Figure” 然后就成为大家追捧和关注的小明星。

通常,我都会翻翻白眼,然后心想哼,你是谁啊,才不要Like你给你暗爽~
当然我还是有自己很很很喜欢/追捧的Page,如果他/她的态度中肯并分享有益内容,而不是:
例子(一):大家想念我吗?我头上的蝴蝶结口不口爱啊?爱你们哟~
例子(二):哈咯,宝贝我今天吃了一碗面哦~真的好好吃哦~下次要再去吃喔~你们也去吃吃吧~
例子(三):Hello everybody, I am xxx, please like my page, like my pictures, leave a comment, follow my twitter and follow my personal blog yea, thank you for your support ok!

我觉得很智障。
当然,每个个体都有自己独特的个性和方式,绝无对错,可不是都各自拥有同一个圈子的支持者?
所以,重点来了,是美女、自我感觉非常良好加上智障的我,架设了一个 Page > 大家要Like like 我哦!支持我哦!爱你们哟!
别扭。其实我只想说,这不是所谓的Fan Page,而是一个小小的分享交流平台。加上,想要保留个人户口的隐私于家人和朋友,所以可以Like下这个啦!注:主要是更新部落,平平淡淡的我,平时最多上载一些无聊的生活照或是一些自我感觉良好的无聊照片。

为了好下台,这里附上一张我的美女照:

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PS: 感谢电脑老师kimkim帮我搞定的like功能!
PS: 以上例子纯属例子,绝无诽谤之意。
PS: 哈哈哈哈哈。
2011/07/18 23:39 2011/07/18 23:39
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I WANA BE AWESOME!

Attention! 2011/03/22 08:38
In our Speech Communication class, the lecturer Ms.Lim has been telling us not to use figurative language in our speech.

For example:
1) Self shooting is something so cool!
2) The pink lepard preenz she wearing is boombz! @credits to Ris Low
3) Shingz! You should not criticize those narcissists for camwhoring! @credits to Ris Low
4) I tell you, her boobs are super big!
5) I have an awesome body shape!

Growing up using mother-tongue in daily life, communicating with friends, family, relatives and whosoever in my entire community with my mother-tongue, reading and writing using mother language, i hasss veli the poor English command. However even though with my limited english vocabulary, i know some very universal adjectives such as YEAH! (eg: this lepard preenz looks very YEAH on you leh), COOL!, GREAT!, and lastly.................*drum rolls* AWESOME!!!!

The Free Online Dictionary defines it as:

awe·some  sm)
adj.
1. Inspiring awe: an awesome thunderstorm.
2. Expressing awe: stood in awesome silence before the ancient ruins.
3. Slang Remarkable; outstanding: "a totally awesome arcade game" (Los Angeles Times).

Awesome is such an awesome word!
It's even awesome now because SUNKIST is awesome!!!

#1

#2

#3 got toes wth

orange7
#4 Spout is a no

orange10
#5


#6 My brother being the sample. KESIAN.


UPDATE:
It's actually me being very bimbo wanted to take part in the ARE YOU AWESOME Contest, since awesome is a trend :D
 
But you know what..........T_______T FML hard, i have no idea why i can't register myself! For the whole night i have been waiting for the verification password mail, and due to my fussy impatience i registered numerous time with different email whether hotmail, gmail, msn, live & etc, hambalang tried but not even one received any verification mail! Anyone can go try register and tell me whether it takes long to receive that sunkist mail ah?!

I KNOW I HAVE SHORT HAIR, BUT WHY DISCRIMINATE ME! -_-

I ALSO WANNA BE AWESOME!!!!!!

SO SAD. NO MOOD LIAO. I GO CRY NOW.
 



2011/03/22 08:38 2011/03/22 08:38
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没有什么东西比失去信心更糟糕的,我很快会把它找回。
情绪化的时候,仿佛拍些照片可以让我觉得心情愉快一些些,这是最好的发泄方式。

PS: 各位朋友,《寻找曼谷五日游拍档》.....我很抱歉地宣布.....(╭(╯^╰)╮不要打我)很意外兼突然地,我会转去台湾.....所以抱歉、抱歉、抱歉、再抱歉、再再抱歉、再再再抱歉!!!不过看来很多人想去泰国,不如有兴趣的人一起去咯?(逃)
 




2011/02/11 20:09 2011/02/11 20:09
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PS: ^ Photoshop里看到的颜色很美的,放进来部落就非常暗淡的偏灰色,看了很不顺眼啊! ^
 
原定计划是一个人背包到泰国曼谷,白天晒着猛烈的大太阳到处去发现新惊喜,品尝街边的道地美食,晚上夜夜笙歌不醉无归 o(≧▽≦)o。
喔耶~ 好像很刺激......我就是那么地不知天高地厚,也不曾畏惧过什么冬瓜豆腐;可是,很多朋友都叫我三思再三思,因为Bangkok is dangerous!
其实我有少少被吓着(连强奸贩卖人口都搬出来讲了),再加上一个人旅行面临最大的考验就是 —— 没有人掌相机帮你拍美美的照片,得偷偷摸摸地,以最快的速度,厚着脸皮在大庭广众下自拍........(╯3╰)

当然,除了个人安全方面和避免自拍的窘局,两个人/或以上结伴旅行还是有很多的好处:
1) 旅店费用平分便宜许多.......虽然考山路的背包旅馆实在便宜到爆炸!两个人住也不怕泰国的长发历鬼从冷气爬出来...
2) 不用一个人吃饭那么引人注目....ahem,两个人还可以品尝到更多的美食呢!
3) 纳闷时有个说话的伴......虽然我不曾担心过泰国满街的阿瓜和大只鬼佬会把我闷坏....
4) 有福同享有难同当,凡是遇上什么困难都不用害怕,因为还有一个人在你身边帮助你,给你精神上支持 :D
5) 有了因为兴奋而大叫的对象,有了可以分享喜悦和感想的对象,交换意见。

& etc


谁有计划去泰国曼谷?我们结伴吧!以下是旅游详情:
Venue            :BANGKOK, THAILAND
Travelling date:12 MAY 2011 —— 17 MAY 2011

本人非常容易相处,没有太严重的洁癖,性情激昂,常常处于兴奋状态,必须包容我可能会经常停下来拍拍这、拍拍那。
【诚征曼谷五日游拍档】拍档条件如下(哈哈哈哈):
1) 不论男女或老少 能单独行事的成年人 当然期待是帅哥 LOL
2) 不介意同床 我没有踢人下床的经历,睡觉的记录良好
3) 没有太吵的鼻鼾声,少少可以接受
4) 不能扫兴:怕晒太阳、走几步路会累、最好不要有特别疾病、可以吃路边摊都不会拉肚子
5) 没有什么不良嗜好,抽烟喝酒可以接受.....可是24/7 的烟鬼和酒鬼就NO!(谁来帮我拍照啊right!)
6) 开朗、外向、不斤斤计较、不龟毛、容易相处
7) 没有放火、强奸人、杀人记录。


如果你有朋友刚好那几天去泰国的话,记得告诉我!找不到拍档,就只好一个女生去冒险啦,反正我长得那副安全样
PS: 现在AIR ASIA飞机票还是有promo price的哦!


2011/02/06 21:00 2011/02/06 21:00
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VOTE 睫毛弯弯

Attention! 2010/02/23 09:44



3 chances per vote
投票投票投票!! 感谢感谢 :D



2010/02/23 09:44 2010/02/23 09:44
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Why I Like It Longer

Attention! 2010/02/13 22:50
As the saying goes, "There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate", chocolate is undoubtedly my fatal obsession that fails my diet plan again and again. I'm a chocoholic who will never leave any chocolates for tomorrow (here today, gone today!) & is willing to spend money on chocolates especially when i'm depressed and stress. It's the best medicine that makes me emo-free, stress-free and happy! Therefore miserably *a long roll of ruthless thunder as sound effect* the adjectives such as thin, skinny or long will never be used to portrait me. Short is always my fate - short legs, short as in height, short face, short nose, short of money, short of time....etc



i) short legs - Once my friend told me that it's the biggest blemish of my appearance...A fellar said that they look exactly like sausages. During this Chinese New Year shopping, i was so frustrated that i couldn't find any LONG jeans that suits me as my legs are too short to carry the jeans. If i can have 10cm or 5cm longer.....

[Lin Chi Ling & 'me' standing together....you prefer the long's or short's?]
 
ii) height - Average height of Asian females, 160cm. When you're in a crowded bus or ktm, you will have to "enjoy" the underarm odor spa. No where to escape, it's the fate of being short! In addition, a dream that could never be achieved is to be a MODEL on fashion shows' runway.

iii) short face - My face can be easily covered with one palm.

iv) short nose - i know London bridge, i know Klang bridge but i don't know how it feels to have a bridge of nose. Mine is short as if it almost doesn't exist.

v) short of money - i'm a typical poor college student, i don't have ample pocket money for luxuries so i will be eating roti everyday very soon + working part time for my study abroad dream.
 
vi) short of time - everyone's facing! no time to read no time to do assignments no time to sleep no time to paktoh no time to blog no time to shit no time to flirt no time to yumcha...


I WANT LONG THINGS DESPERATELY! LONG! PANJANG! 长! I HATE BEING SHORT & HAVING ALL THE SHORT FEATURES!
I want it longer because all i have are short. I know life must carry on despite my LONG DEPRIVATION, hence to comfort my desperation I'll always go back to my good friend - chocolate again, which fattens and shortens me   I don't care! *throws away the consequences* it indeed makes me happy and blissful!

 At first i like those little round shaped chocolate (picture above ) because it's convenient to eat & bring that i can curi-curi have it while lecturer is teaching in front. Also, i brought the chocolate to cinema for  movie that i was very looking forward - AVATAR. However, the Na'vi people who have LONG LEGS LONG HANDS LONG FACE LONG NOSE made me immensely emo & therefore this little chocolate was too small to delight me, after all.

Later i managed to get myself some LONG shaped chocolate in hoping that they will cure my Long deprivation but eventually they became too plain & tasteless for me. They didn't give me pleasure and happiness because the chocolate coating is too less according to the extremely thin and long shape.

So i started to find chocolate that is not 'plain' to satisfy my tongue. I found    in which the roasted hazelnut encased in a thin wafer shell filled with hazelnut cream, covered in milk chocolate and glittered with chopped hazelnuts & walnuts. They do satisfied my sensation but what i want was LONG.....

Crispy wafer finger in delicious milk chocolate, it's undeniably tempting & scrumptious for me because it indulged me with its thick creamy chocolate layer. Anyway, i crave for LONGER...

Found this! It's LONG enough to satisfy my hunger, my unlimited gratification and my sensation. I licked it happily. However, it would be better if it's sleek & wider....

Definitely wider but it looks rough on me.....thinner will look better & sexier  

When i was upset i couldn't find any chocolate that can meet my requirements, I saw an announcement in NUFFNANG in which they're organizing a competition that somehow related to CHOCOLATE. I was curious knowing that this chocolate is different from those i obsessed previously as it's more delicious! longer! sleek! wider! glossy! sexier! in order to satisfy the chocoholics like me! This tempting chocolate is the New Black Label Series from LG, named BL 40. From that moment, I'm absolutely succumbed to its temptation! *sparkling eyes blink blink*

 
[Do i look sexier with it?]

I LIKE IT LONGER because it can fulfill my unreachable dream as a runway model. Its seductive figure makes me feel like an elegant supermodel. Plus, it's labeled by world-renowned fashion magazines as the Supermodel of Phones! How proud and confident i will be to have this chocolate!

I LIKE IT LONGER because it can cure my LONG DEPRIVATION. Finally i can own something that is LONG & at the same time it comes with a lot of functions(not plain), wide(4-inch widescreen), sleek and glossy. With its width, i can have cinematic experience watching my favorite movie Avatar which is already embedded in the chocolate! I won't be emo again because i'm already a very proud LONG phone's owner!

I LIKE IT LONGER because i can have time to blog to online to do revision to read to flirt to sleep...etc as this chocolate has a stretched 21:9 ratio of HD panoramic display which provides better experience to check my emails, hooked on Facebook, do my research, check on the notes that lecturers posted online & blog anywhere anytime!  



 I LIKE IT LONGER because i can be Lin Chi Ling too!
 
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I love this Chocolate     


2010/02/13 22:50 2010/02/13 22:50
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CAN I HAVE MORE THAN ONE GREEDY DREAM?


I still remember vividly that my dedicated form teacher - Ms Wong tends to instill her students with the concept "Think BIG" - which encourages us to dream, dream whatever accomplishments you would like to achieve & there are absolutely no limits to what can you dream about in your imagination but one must eventually put desires into motion. Be bold and courages! I'm amazed to perceive the miracle of dreaming after all and since then i vehemently believe in dream, i'm all indulged in dreams & name myself a dreamer
  

In a nutshell, it's not surprising to say that i'm a person who will make new year resolution at the beginning of every year, trying to reinvent myself. For the year of TIGER, i have got my dreams pending in my dream journal as well, hoping all of them will turn out precisely! 

First and foremost, I want to be a beautiful lady.
Sigh...you must be laughing me for having such a ridiculous dream, but wait a moment.. beauty is indeed a never ending crave of every woman am i right? To be frank, growing up as a girl I've never really realized the importance of taking care of my pimpled face, dreadful dry skin, expanding body shape, balding hair, broken nails.....& etc, that every girl is working on, persistently. I hereby shamefully tell you that i started to know the 3 main steps of facial cleaning since last year!!! *bangs wall* Plus, under influences of my pretty college mates, i started to use hand lotion and sunblock to rescue my soon-to-die skin. Thanks for saving my life, girls!

Obviously, i used to be dull......dull.......and DULL.....

I didn't know how to make up and was refuse to apply layers of chemicals on my fragile face as well. Nevertheless it all changed when my college mate who is a future make up artist helped me to make up & i, surprisingly realize the magic of cosmetics! they make girls' life better! All at once, they built up my self confidence and now, i know how to doll up myself 

To be a beautiful lady, I'll need to be hardworking and..............uhm, RICH. Yes, rich! cheng cheng* $______$
NO MONEY HOW TO BECOME BEAUTIFUL?! HOW TO BUY MAYBELLINE THE MAGNUM VOLUME EXPRESS MASCARA? HOW TO BUY AVENE SUNBLOCK? Thus, RM8888 is more than enough for me to buy daily beauty necessities, i can probably save my beauty expenses for my ...entire life with such amount of mah-ney! Beauty is no more a dream then



2. Self-improvement
In the prospect of turning 19 i'm expecting myself to improve a little more, to be more matured minded, to be able to handle hustle & bustle of life, to be more responsible in every position i'm assigned whether as a student, friend or daughter. A leopard cannot change its spots, but i must keep reminding myself not to repeat the bad habits in the new start. READ as much as i can, absorb knowledge like a sponge! Knowing that public speaking is very important as it's the tool to make differences in one's life and to bring success, i must Improve my verbal abilities, especially when doing presentation! I'm used to communicate with friends in mandarin, guess it's time to get used to english speaking...so uhm, talk to me in english! i will hone my language skill more i'm serious!  i don't want my college life to be disregarded into pleasing and enjoying phase! It's an ideal time to learn, to LEARN.STUDY smart, get GPA 3.50 or above in this semester! No joke, must start putting efforts now in order to be one amongst the minority - first class honours. It's my dream....and i believe that it's an achievable one.



Have you heard of "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest"?
Yes! Yes! Knowledge needs to be invested! Thus more or less, I'll need to have the universal medium $$$ to exchange wider knowledge. WITH THAT MEDIUM AT AMOUNT OF 8888, I CAN BUY BOOKS RANGING FROM A TO Z -stumble on them everyday like a nerd; I CAN AFFORD MY INCREASING COLLEGE FEES- resource fee of my genius college will be increased from 300 to 600, which means i must go library more often to make that amount worth paying!   So who say knowledge is FREE?!



3. Cultural Exchange Program
Seeing my friends had fun experiencing different culture, learning different language & most of all, had fun with their host family- I would like to give it a try with full of enthusiasm and desire! I tried to get additional information from internet and have sent some dumb emails in the effort of applying student exchange stuff  -____- Anyway, I've found a right platform to apply with the help of my lovely college mate.*jumping up & down* It's a cultural exchange program to JAPAN! OMG OMG OMG! It's JAPAN IRASHAIMASE KONICHIWA DOMO ARIGATO!

NEH, JAPAN...
I know there're going to be a lot of problems, issues and roadblock along the way, especially MONEY! FOR A TYPICAL POOR COLLEGE STUDENT LIKE ME, i don't have ample pocket money for entertainment as like other students who lead luxurious lifestyle, I've to bring my lunch box which contains 2 slices of HIGH5 bread with kaya, and work part time    College fees is already a heavy burden for my family, then what about this exchange program? I need THAT MEDIUM....
WITH RM8888 which is more than enough, i can afford 2 exchange program!

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I know my dreams in the year of TIGER are attainable. But first of all, I must stop day dreaming and take part in TIGER RUN now NOW NOW! For your information,  NUFFNANG & TIGER is giving 3 angpaos worth RM8888 each to fulfill our dreams! All you need to do is blog about your dream(s) in the year of tiger and send to fulfillmywish.tiger@nuffnang.com with full name and blog permalink and you're set! Only 88 most creative nuffnang bloggers will be given chance to participate in the TIGER RUN, which is going to be a blast at BAR MADRID, Jaya One, PJ, 6th February 2010, 4,30pm   What you waiting for? blog now!


I want to win 8888 i want to win 8888 i want to win 8888 i want to win 8888 i want to win 8888.........
Yes i know, i am a money desperado





2010/02/03 10:21 2010/02/03 10:21
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i somehow love my UGLY look alot :D


i met the old lady again.
she was wearing the same floral skirt and her own trademark big glasses
she looks exactly like those narrow minded granny who will keep lecturing you and
one of those from conservatism party who has particular prejudice towards things or people.
Indeed she is, just like my initial impression.

I still remember that i was in a good humor that day, exciting about the genting trip later. Then i met this lady & fml all my good mood ruined! We had a short talk while on the way to the destination. Everything was alright at first until she asked which secondary school me and my partner from. Well, I told her that i was from SMJK and my partner was from bla bla bla private school. Immediately she had a big response and started lecturing! Don't preach me a sermon about chinese school education level is low/ poor/ useless compared to those international private schools. I was even irritated when she claimed that speaking mandarin or learning chinese is something that i have to feel shame about! Well, i've to agree that international private schools' students might have much more advantages than those from NORMAL schools as they have their cognitive learning style which is more emphasizes on practical so that they're technologically competent, well balanced & equiped with critical thinking skills etc (am i right? i won't know cause i've never been to! :p)

It's important how school determines a student, it does play an important role to each of us.
But hey old lady, it doesn't mean that we're low quality individuals! It doesn't mean that those who can speak fluent english with british or watsover slang but party everyday are better human being! It doesn't mean that those graduated from chinese schools can't speak english! NOT ALL!

Make up your mind sarcastic old folk,
don't simply criticize and make judgements!


GAHH. you didn't know how much i love chinese language!
screw you old folk! SHAME? I'm proud to be a chinese who knows how to read & write chinese words!


我爱中文!


2010/01/11 22:20 2010/01/11 22:20
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入围十大推荐

Attention! 2009/09/14 20:28



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18岁的小女生的蜕变生活记事文字充满涵义也不失趣闻、搞笑让人时而深思时而啼笑皆非]


Uhhhhh Ooo! 我入围了大马中文部落格祭十大推荐部落格?
第一个反应: 好好好好好好奇怪! 当中夹杂着小小的惊喜+ 感动和......疑惑, 尤其是看了推荐原因.
充满涵义- 有时候呱.....嘻嘻; 搞笑时而深思时而啼笑皆非-  我不走谐星路线很久了窝
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难道你看不出我是走优雅气质路线的咩? 


回归正题, 两年前曾经参加过部落格祭, 不过名落了孙山
灰心意冷下就从此没有要报名的念头了, 因为参赛者实在实在太多了....
好看的部落格有很多, 他们见识广阔, 有意义的生活哲学和道理、漂亮的摄影集
个人特色独特 又或青春美女们的生活日记.

我的部落格呢, 就装满了她窝囊主人的口水
怨三道四、少年不知愁滋味, 为鹜新词强说愁、无精打采的生活、想太多、自怜自艾的文字
有时候看了只会让人感觉纳闷 + 纳闷 + 超级纳闷. 我是这样标签这部落格的.

今年抱着混水摸鱼 滥竽充数的心态 报名了艺文组.
想参与大马中文部落格祭的颁奖典礼
释放下宅女的社交圈子, 乘年轻参与多点活动,  接触更多人, 摆脱纳闷的生活...
对未来事业也有帮助嘛.... 想得几长远下


入围是十大推荐是个意外的惊喜 应该不是个美丽的误会吧? 嘻嘻
能入围已经是最远的极限了吧, 已经很满足了. 谢谢评审们的肯定啦!



* 题目好像有点招摇? 你懂我崇尚低调的...... *




2009/09/14 20:28 2009/09/14 20:28
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YASMIN AHMAD
1958 - 2009



一些日子前她给了我一番话
一些日子前在电影院里为她的作品久久不能释怀
一些日子前非常期待七月即将上映的电影 MUALLAF
一些日子前在杂志里看到她的专访让人充满信心
一些日子前遇到一个和我一样崇拜敬仰她的朋友
一些日子前听说 MUALLAF 无缘在大马上映而伤心


前天我说 I dont want anything bad happens to her ! i will pray for her.
今天我无法接受


生命的价值是多少 为何如此儿戏
这将会是非常难熬的一段时期
我终生的遗憾。

为什么
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